Showing posts with label Dinty Moore. Show all posts
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Tuesday, August 5, 2014

Day 11, July 7: The New Longest Day, Part II…and, All Hail, Stephanie Kwolek!


…and with Gerald and Denise waving from the dock and 3/5 of my maps in hand, I pushed off at a too-late hour into the main stream above downtown Quebec City. It was overcast and had been drizzling during breakfast, a main morning meal I was no longer accustomed to. I’d have three or so hours of plugging against the tide, then slack, and then, downstream away from the things of man, the flush would start…and the bottom would fall out.
But for now I looked forward to seeing Quebec City from the water. I knew that the tidal effects here compelled the city to put its “Old Town” waterfront behind a lock, but I would not have the time to linger and wait for that lock to open at slack tide. Nonetheless, as I rowed past the city, I was surprised at how little public access there seemed to be to the St Lawrence itself. Industrial docks, bulk loading facilities, and ferry and tug piers dominated the entire shoreline; I couldn’t see a “promenade” enabling the public to see the water. I know that in not lingering to get “inside” the city’s lock, I missed what I’m certain is a charming river presence. Yet the main body of the St Lawrence is essentially walled off from the Quebecois for much of its passage through the city. Curious.

Maybe it should have struck me at that moment: in three days of rowing on the St Lawrence, I had not seen a single kayak, rowboat, or similar man-powered craft on the water. Not one. Cruising sailboats and such, yes, but no one was paddling or rowing. Rather than wondering “Why?” I simply considered myself lucky.
By mid-afternoon I’d made 15 miles or so, leaving the city behind as the extraordinary mountains of the Charlevoix region rose into the clouds on the northeast horizon. The current began to run faster, the tide began to run out, and I was booking along at 6 to 7 with easy strokes, in relatively calm water, my confidence rising even as I rowed off of my first chart and into the missing second. Gerald had touted Baie St Paul as an first excellent stop, alleging that it was just off of chart #1, and my plan was to stop there even if I had daylight ahead. It would be a good jumping-off point for Day 2 after Quebec City, and he and Denise had recently spent a week there enjoying the arts scene and restaurants. I could already taste dinner….

The ceiling lowered as the mountains encroached on the east (north) shore, my only avenue to the Saguenay. It was getting dark, I had now rowed off of Chart #1, but the sky still provided enough contrast with the shore and mountains so that I could still keep oriented along the coast. As I would learn later, I was still more than thirty miles from Baie St Paul…and there was nothing but rock walls and boulders between me and it as darkness fell. But I rowed on in blissful optimism, looking for the glow of a seaside village around then next bend.
It was around this time that I first thanked Stephanie Kwolek, the feted DuPont chemist credited with the invention of Kevlar. She had passed away on June 18th at 90, and my Kevlar boat was a vestige of her genius. I struck a rock, hard, a rock that I could not see. Then, another. I was stunned; I could see no obstructions ahead, my oars were in what seemed to be deep water, and Wham!, then another. Oh, Stephanie! Hung up on a submerged rock, I was pulled sideways in the current as the boat tilted perilously upstream. The hull ground its way off the obstruction (Thanks, Stephanie!), and I was clear...at least for a few minutes. These rocks were emerging all around me as the tide went down, and I realized that I had unwittingly rowed into an endless field of boulders rising from the bottom, invisible at the surface and randomly spaced, extending farther out from the shore than I wanted to go at night.

My primary safety strategy has been to be close enough to shore so that a safe bailout could be effected before all is lost but I’d now rowed into terrain, at night, affording me no such alternative; the shore was piled high with rocks and vertical rock faces with no place to put out. I realized that I’d have to go offshore to get out of a rock field that would inevitably hole my boat. The Kevlar was getting me through for now but the hard grinding impacts, my boat literally bending and dimpling at times, would eventually find the limit of Stephanie’s stress calculations. Staying among the rocks was not an option; I headed out.

Old Paint just got older...and less painted. Thanks, Stephanie!!
Fortunately, the water and dark sky presented enough of a contrast that I could spot the boulders that were now emerging out of the receding tide; I could see and avoid but could only avoid what I could see, and rocks remaining just under the surface or masquerading as waves in the current hammered Old Paint many times. I eventually got clear of the rocks but the tradeoff was in now being uncomfortably far out in the river in a strong current with standing, rolling waves of frigidly cold water. And, of course, it started to rain. The visibility I desperately needed to stay in touch with a pitch-black shore began to deteriorate. It was now after 10:00 at night. A stupid time to be where I was. If Matt had been with me, we wouldn't have been there. I'd have had a reasonable adult with whom to confer and debate. I think we would have been elsewhere.  
Gentle Reader, when I tell you that in thousands of miles of rowing I have never been in a situation when I simply wished I was out of the boat and on shore, I speak truth. But this night, I wanted out. I had pushed on when I should have pulled up and now I was in trouble. Moving to Survival Mode from Rowing, I put all of my focus into staying upright while keeping shore in sight. I cared not a whit anymore about “making progress” except that which would get me past the next breaking wave rushing out of the night or off of the next rock looming off the bow. Staying upright until morning was everything.

Sometime later I spotted a single light over my right shoulder, the first sign of human presence I’d seen since dark. Reaching that light became my new goal, and I was resolved to get off the water at that point at whatever cost since it seemed that the light was quite close to the water. I let the current take me as I simply stabilized the boat as best I could, stabbing the water with my oars to take a wave at a better angle or to find a line around a rock. At one blessed moment the light and my sightline aligned in such a way that I could actually see the contour of the shore at the base of the light’s pole: piles of rock on either side…and a sliver of black beach in the middle. I made for it with all of my waning might, counting on Stephanie’s genius to absorb the inevitable bumps and grinds I’d endure in getting from here to there.

Thirteen hours and 48 miles into the day, Old Paint ground ashore and her hapless pilot tumbled out of the boat onto the coarse sand. Blessed sand. Land at last. I pulled the boat up as far as I could, tied its line around my ankle, fished my tent’s rain trap out of its sleeve, wrapped myself in it, fell in the sand, and slept. Before I closed my eyes, I looked at the light again; it illuminated the base of a ski area’s chair lift. Oh, Canada.
In the middle of the night- who knows what time?- Old Paint nudged me awake; the incoming tide was lifting her and driving her up and inwards, and it was time to reposition. I got up. The rain had stopped, I recall, but I was in a bit of a stupor and was famished. After pulling the boat further up the black sand, I dug into my stores for my can of Dinty Moore Beef Stew (the best emergency ration imaginable), popped the top, drank it in one draught, flung the can back in the boat, and fell back on the beach wrapped in my tarp like a sea otter in kelp. Picture Popeye gulping his spinach…and then falling asleep?

I will never throw this can away. Never, ever.
Later, in the middle of the night- who knows what time?- Old Paint nudged me awake again; the tide was still rising and driving her up and inwards and in repositioning a second time, I realized that I would run out of room on this beach before the tide had finished its work. The beach backed into a vertical wall that was cluttered with the detritus of the sea, clearly a demarcation line for high tide, and there’d be no room for us at the Inn when that line was reached sometime later tonight. I’d be back in the boat soon. This respite would soon be over.

I was now simply counting the hours and minutes until daylight, so I repositioned uphill one last time to wait it out as long as I could. I had called Peg earlier in the night to allay her concerns about my whereabouts and safety and wanted to call her again now, but what would I say? That I’d been an idiot? That I was in some trouble and did not know exactly where I was or what might happen between now and morning? That it was two in the morning and I was soon climbing back into the boat? That I loved her? That the can of Dinty Moore Beef Stew that everyone made fun of had just saved the day?
At a little before four AM it was time to get off of the disappearing beach.The sea would soon be at the wall and I wanted to plan my exit using the beach while I had it. Covered with sand and seaweed, I piled into the boat and rowed out to the edge of the stream inside the standing waves but now, with the rising tide, Old Paint was far enough over the boulders to be safe from impact. Daylight was ninety minutes or so away. Wrapped in my tent, dripping and shivering and cowed by circumstance, I decided that I’d simply sit tight until I could see. I used the oars only to maintain my position in a sweet spot between the cliffs and boulders of the shore and the unpleasantness outside.

Ninety minutes until tomorrow. Then I could row again.            

Saturday, July 19, 2014

Day 3, June 29th: Telemachus Morphs to McGuyver….Wins Adyrondaque Kup!


The third day of a long row is too soon to be able to say that you’ve established a routine or rhythm but as we broke camp at Essex on Saturday morning, patterns were emerging.
First, neither of us was going to be breakfast guys; a breakfast bar and a cup ‘o joe from the burner seemed to be enough to get us into the boats and going without longing or complaint.

Second, there’d be no dawdling; mornings are typically calm, and Matt and I felt a shared urgency to get on it…especially on this particular morning at Essex where Champlain widens and where a headwind or crosswind on the wide waters could make for very tough going. Senator Patrick Leahy would say that we had a great lake in front of us and he’d be right even if he was overruled for Great Lakes funding. (Senator, put any of your colleagues into a 15 foot Adirondack Guideboat and push him/her out onto Champlain and I bet you’ll win a vote.)
Finally, by Day Three, stuff begins to find its home. Once one is in the seat, the arrangement of items in the boat becomes paramount to safety, comfort, and convenience, and it takes a couple of days for a pecking order for the relative importance to emerge. Beverages and ice must be easily accessible while underway but they weigh a lot so the boat’s center of gravity must be considered, along with convenience. Rain gear, sun goop, batteries, a flare, and a whistle must be close at hand along with a life jacket when you’re not wearing it, along with the little transistor radios we carried. All of these little bits called for attention and careful placement. The tent, sleeping bag, air mattress, and warm clothes on a hot day could safely be stored out of the way in the bow or stern without affecting performance or comfort. They don’t weigh much individually but they’re bulky. Keeping the deflated air mattress closer at hand soon made sense since it could be used as a bolster during infrequent rest stops. I carried the edible stores as well, a weighty sea bag holding the burner and vital Via packs, dry-pack tuna, beef jerky, five dehydrated meals “just in case,” a large can of Dinty Moore Beef Stew (a key victual later in this story), granola and breakfast bars, dried fruits, and of course, Raisinettes ®. Lots of Raisinettes ®, but never enough. 

We pushed off early and were immediately rewarded by a nice southerly breeze and building waves from astern, just the kind of weather that can make a one hundred mile lake seem manageable. Morphing from Telemachus into McGuyver, Matt soon pulled up on a sandy delta at the mouth of the Bouquet River and went to work with what he’d collected along the way: some nylon twine, the length of PVC pipe from Crown Point, a broom handle, and the rain tarp from my tent. Larry Ellison’s money and technical genius may have changed the America’s Cup forever, and Matt can lay claim to having turned this leg of our journey into a kind of Addyrondaque’ Kup. His rig wouldn’t win a Concourse de’ Elegance, but it caught a lot of wind and moved his boat smartly. I lofted my own pusher rig kept handy for rare following breezes, and we spent much of the day efficiently “motorsailing” north behind a kind wind from the south.

Are we the last great superpower, or what??
We stopped at Willsboro Bay for lunch; we may not have been breakfast guys, but we’d hunt ruthlessly for mid-day game. While ashore, Matt collected more bits for SailPlan Iteration 2.0® which added a salty looking “Master and Commander” spar across the top of the broom handle.  When Matt launched from the dock after lunch, a guy in a big cruiser asked me, “Hey, pal, where do you get a rig like that?” I could honestly reply, “From the dumpsters between here and Ticonderoga.”

Recycle, re-use….relax.
The day’s row went well until the wind shifted from southerly to westerly. Say what you will about our cobbled-together sailing rigs, but don’t say that they allow for a beam reach. Our boats are not keelboats. We spent the last several hours pulling for Mooney Bay through a pretty tough crosswind, so we angled to the shore and caught the protection of the New York side as we arrived at dusk after 38.2 miles.

At the Mooney Bay Marina, hospitality takes the curious if effective form of “don’t ask, don’t tell.” Our hostess (lovely lady, great restaurant, brilliant green drink, fabulous Chicken Parm….need the carbs!!) said that we might find a spot out back for our tents, and we might find the men’s room over there available to us…and we might meet an Authority Figure along the way and if we did, we all might forget that we ever had this conversation, right?

This kind of hospitality got us on land for the night, fattened with C-Parm and pasta and placing Canada within easy reach tomorrow.
"Finish your greens, dad"